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Chocobo Barding Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Does

by Orophen on Jan 19 2012 , 6:54 am

So, your chocobo is going to get barded. Right in the head. And the chest. Probably the back region and the legs too. Worried? You shouldn’t be. Apparently barding is armor for horses. Back in the olden days, or the Middle Ages, horses often became targets in battle due to knights gaining more and more proficient armor. So after stomping out into the field of battle, instead of taking on all your enemies in brilliant shiny metal glory, your faithful steed ends up taking an arrow in the knee. Or the face. Or whatever fleshy parts are sticking out at the moment. Well, that’s quite a cruel thing to do to a horse. What’s a knight who’s constantly on the go to do? Put some of that brilliant shiny metal glory on the horse to protect it from the pointy bits.

And that’s what the armorers of Naldiq & Vymelli’s in Limsa Lominsa have in mind for our chocobos. And those of you who were imagining your chocobo with a harp in his mouth, singing and providing buffs for your party, are probably a little disappointed right now. The latest issue of the Harbor Herald, the New York Post for pirates and marauders everywhere, has all the details of how this development came to be. The short of it? A hundred years ago during the Autumn War, a chocobo named Ouranos saves his master by dragging him all the way back to camp. But Ouranos had already been struck through the body by an arrow, so the poor guy promptly died after bringing his rider to safety. This story apparently inspired the armorer guild to do something about it. A hundred years might seem a long time to get some inspiration, but that doesn’t keep these pieces of armor from looking any less awesome.

Those who’ve been looking forward to playing dress up with the chocobos should be quite pleased. And they make this type of armor a usable recipe for armorers, I might be inclined to give the dev team a big wet sloppy kiss on the face. You can check out the full story from the Harbor Herald below:



The Tragic Ride of Ouranos


Allow me, if you will, to venture some hundred years into the past, as I recount for you today a tale of bravery, loyalty, and heroism the likes of which our Eorzea has not seen since. The date is 1468 of the Sixth Astral Era. The forces of Ala Mhigo have crossed the Velodyna River, whose waters form the border with neighboring Gridania, and now claim dominion over the East Shroud. With its invasion into these lands sacred to the forestborn, Ala Mhigo, a garrison state known for its jingoism and expansionist ambitions, sparks what will come to be known as the Autumn War.

But Gridania would not be made to stand alone for long. The following year, the three nations of Limsa Lominsa, Ul’dah, and Ishgard—keepers of the watch over Mhigo’s hegemonic belligerence—would dispatch reinforcements to the embattled area. By joining their might to that of Gridania, an alliance is formed, and the Ala Mhigan offensive is stifled.

Serving in the last altercation of the Autumn War, the Second Battle of the Shroud, is a young Elezen knight of Ishgard by the name of Beltrant Durendaire and his spirited warbird, Ouranos. Riding alone on a routine scouting, Beltrant discovers a flying column of Ala Mhigan infantry and archers on a clandestine march devised to maneuver wide of the allied front and flank it. But he, too, is discovered by the enemy, and before he can spur Ouranos to bolt, an Ala Mhigan volley of death rains down upon them.

For every ten archers who miss their mark is one who strikes true, and in the blink of an eye both rider and mount are riddled with arrows. Somehow, in spite of his wounds, Ouranos finds the strength to break into a full gallop, and only narrowly escapes the enemy’s grasp. And then the true miracle—from some inner fount of unending will and love, Ouranos, guided by instinct alone, bears Beltrant back to the allied camp, miraculously keeping his unconscious and near-death master in the saddle the entire way. The life of Ser Beltrant saved, he makes known the movements of the enemy flying column, and by his report the allied forces avoid encirclement at the hands of the Ala Mhigans, and in turn execute a counteroffensive that would turn the tide of battle and eventually deliver one of the most monumental victories in Eorzean history. Sadly, Ouranos would not know the victory for which he was solely responsible. The wounds suffered and the toll exacted by the return journey would prove too much for the bird—indeed for any bird—and mere moments after seeing his master back to the safety of camp, Ouranos collapsed, never to rise again.

Chocobo Barding Soon to Come?

Despite grievous wounds, it is thought that it was a single arrow to the side of the breast which in the end claimed the life of Ouranos. A single, crudely made arrow. One among a hundred. Such an insignificant thing to claim so grand and noble a life. Determined never to see such a tragedy repeated, the armorers of Naldiq & Vymelli’s have created a new set of barding from the fires of their forges. It weighs heavy on the heart to think that such armor may have perhaps saved the life of Ouranos, whose self-sacrifice born of loyalty saved the lives of so many others.

I have it on good word that designs for the new barding, which was commissioned by the Maelstrom of Limsa Lominsa, are now complete, and mounts are already being outfitted with the first batch crafted for testing in the field. Should the results prove favorable, Naldiq & Vymelli’s will begin mass production.

From what I have heard, the barding is ingeniously devised so as to protect the vital areas of the body and head, yet without hindering the speed or movements of the chocobo. Moreover, there are slated to be a variety of forms to appeal to as wide an aesthetic range as possible. It would seem we are finally drawing near the day when the heavily armored chocobo will at last be a reality—albeit it one hundred years too late.

Petyr Winsome

Source: The Lodestone

About Orophen

Orophen is a man of few words and many grievous, heretical, and illegal actions. Currently playing both FFXI and FFXIV, he is also an amateur artist and a passable writer. His only wish is that his Armorer might some day become skilled enough to build mecha. You can find him on twitter if that's the sort of thing you're into, and he also has a personal site in the works.

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  • Shouri Elemente

    Dissapointed. I wanted a Chocobarcher. However, some of that armor looks pretty cool. “instead of taking on all your enemies in brilliant shiny metal glory, your faithful steed ends up taking an arrow in the knee” They just had to go there, didn’t they lol?

    • http://hakomichi.net Orophen

      Well to be honest, the arrow in the knee thing was my contribution. :p Yeah yeah, I know it’s old, but I couldn’t resist.

  • Sputnik Eorzea

    Looks pretty badass. im sure its gonna cost alot of company seals and youll have to be highest rank or something like that, better start doing more boring leves boooo

  • http://sumasusisters.blogspot.com/ Yelta Sumasu

    I like the way the barding looks but I hope it is more than cosmetic. Hopefully it will have some sort of effect but I’m not going to hold my breath.

    • http://hakomichi.net Orophen

      I’m also hoping for some added effects. If they do add anything like that I’m thinking it will probably be after 2.0. Which is a bummer but it’s pretty much how I’m thinking of every cool thing that could be added to the game right now.