Recorded June 3, 2016. Dark Schneider and Matt are our guests today. Calaera is hosting. J0shimitsu and Orophen pop on as well. The preliminary patch notes dropped! We talk a bit about those. Also, we rehash the whole voice chat topic. We go a bit off the rails today. Don’t hate us too much.

Winners for our Eorzean Foodies Unite contest have been announced! We have 1st place and runner up, since it was hard to choose just one. Our runner up is Myriam with her recipe for Daifuku Mochi. Taking 1st place is Shuri with his Swordfish Stew entry. Both players will be received a free Mog Station mount. Congrats to you both!

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